Can’t wait to go with the rest to auntie Horny’s house to watch *ahem* porn next week. LOL! It’s all because she wants to win PK tan as he is a PhD holder. Horny, I know you are eager to win the title back la. It’s okay, take it easy yeah? I will help you negotiate with him if you want the title so badly. Oops. All her dark secrets are typed out.
Things I wanna do when I reach her house:
1. Mess her house up and down like nobody’s business.
2. Watch porn. *tsk* I got influenced by her la, don’t blame me. Haha! =D
3. Video all her expressions when watching those dirty and disgusting video and post in on blog. Then blackmail her for 1 million and share the money with the rest to have a sumptuous feast.
So, auntie Horny, you better be careful! =) I can sense she is going to fight with me again. But just don’t bring your darling Ng Yuen Ling down please. I can die on the spot with her powerful chop slam and her sexy black stocking.
Gosh, I am going from bad to worse with my incorrigible lame-ness. Someone please melt me cos I am getting too cold. -.-
(Okay, all above are just private jokes and it’s written in an extremely exaggerate way. Don’t take it for real.) =P
As for now, I am going to praise my lovely darling, Su. She’s so clever and even introduced me a new term call ‘bird song’. What the heck. She says bird song is the song I am enthu in now. =S Btw, sorry for the conversation last night. =)
