Saturday, November 8, 2008 ; 1:10 PM {♥}

The long awaiting lame entry series 1- the mushroom series.

CAUTIOUS: BEWARE of ANY shroommines! shroom ba boom~

NOTICE: This is JUST for entertaining and may contain some private jokes. Of course this is especially delicate to our dear Miss Mushroom! To shis: Please agree before proceed. THANK YOU =)

Lets go if you're ready!

Well, let me show you one funny video. Super funny! At least to me lar.

Did you guys notice something? A creature with BIG LIP kissed MUSHROOM! Hahaha it makes me think of Nigel- the ducky, kissing Shim! Super duper lameness and obscene! LOL! But when did our dear miss mushroom sings such song? Our own小姐 had shis very own songs you know. All thanks to our very good creation! =)

First, let me proudly introduce you the MUSHROOM SONG NO. 1

Alvin the mushroom boy doo doo~

Lyrics seem familiar?

Yup, that’s the Popeye song! *grins*

Popeye the sailor man doo doo~

OMG so nostalgic!

MUSHROOM SONG NO. 2

我也不是MUSHROOM小姐
我是Alvin Ng Hong Sheng 耶~

Very rhyme right! (S.H.E宇宙小姐)

MUSHROOM SONG NO. 3

I can spread my germs without using spores

Without using spores without using spores

Idea from the song Handlebars sing by the Flobots. (http://www.haoting.com/htmusic/241422ht.htm)

Last video: Gorilla V.S Mario

Even the BIG gorilla can do better than Mario. So what does that implies? =p

Ok, no more videos so I went to search for mushroom jokes. However, very unfortunately, I don’t understand a single thing! WTH. Mushroom language is really ultimate difficult to learn lar.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a Fun Guy.

You guys get the joke? Seriously, I don’t. Shim, can you help me with it? *signature sly smile* =p

On a side track, I do really wonder if shis really is a female sometimes. Let me help you to imagine with a photo.

HOLD YOUR BREATH!

ALMOST THERE. KEEP HOLDING!

TADAH~

I almost die from laughing after seeing this feminine picture of shim!

Remember the last time, I did mention that shis finally found shis partner Mr Mushroom right? Let me show you their loving picture.

That Shim smile until so happy majiam newly-wed couple. And do focus on the picture carefully again! Miss Mushroom has such a big head with a small frame size while shis partner is vice verse. No wonder, they are so compatible lar. Oops =X

Nevertheless, our dear Alvin is still very cute lar.

shis lum luan kuan which seriously looks like shis head is being chopped off from shis body

FOR SHIM:

Finally I'm done with this post. Took me so long to complete. I hope you guys enjoy it! =)

xoxo{♥}